misswaffleswrtingcorner:

*Kicks down the door* YOU KNOW WHUMPY TROPES I LOVE SO MUCH BUT BARELY EVER SEE?

MAGIC FATIGUE/EXHAUSTION/OVERUSE.

Give me those sweet side effects of overusing magic:

• Getting lightheaded and weak, struggling to stand let alone keep fighting
• “Are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine. *immediately faceplants because their legs can’t support their weight anymore*”
• F a i n t i n g
• Physical injuries like burns, broken bones, etc
• The risk of permanent damage either physically or mentally
• Can I get uuuuhhhhh “loses a sense either temporarily or permanently depending on the severity of the overuse”?
• Stopping their heart (cue the team scrambling to drag their dumbass friend back from death)

THERE’S SO MUCH YOU CAN DO AND I SO RARELY SEE IT.

(via havenfable)

greelin:

greelin:

still feel insane about this. btw

haha . Get fucking fall in love’d idiot

daughter-of-sapph0:

youhave3verything:

daughter-of-sapph0:

youhave3verything:

op link the fucking article

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

SBNation.com

thanks. what the fuck

(via crouching-mouse)

theroseandthebeast:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

I love that every year fire departments are like “hey. maybe DON’T fry your turkeys?”

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout “FUCK YOU” bc surely it’ll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

for non-americans who have no idea what I’m talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad

and every year, the american public goes “…anyway, where’s my propane tank-”

(via pikamans)

our-queer-experience:

our-queer-experience:

“stop congratulating cis allies for doing the bare minimum” NO!!! i want to encourage speaking out and being on trans people’s side!!! stop being assholes to people just trying to support you and give them room to grow!!!

one of my friends is a cishet woman who struggles with my pronouns and understanding nonbinary people but she will make fun of desantis with me and today she showed me a photo of helium on the periodic table(He) and said “like your pronouns!” and we both fucking lost it. she still sometimes uses my deadname on accident but we’ve been friends since we were 7 and i only came out to her a year or so ago. our enby friend “some guy called me a woman” really upset and my friend went “does he know he’s just wrong???”. she does not understand really hrt or srs but she is on my side. i dont think we should stop there but fuck man, why are you guys so harsh on people for not knowing everything and not being perfect

kecleonplush:

asthevermincrawls:

ALT

I think this person on reddit summed up the youtube adblocker situation perfectly. my reaction to this is not “oh man guess I’ll watch ads.” its, “well, I guess I’ll just do something more productive with my time.” I highly doubt any adblock user is going to willingly go back to watching ads. so what actually happens is youtube loses a functionally tiny amount of its userbase–because adblockers weren’t even losing them a significant amount of money in the first place(!)–and a bunch of adblock users move on to something else. what a fantastic waste of time and effort

It’s actually made things actively worse for them! It’s caused a Streisand Effect where people who did not have ad blockers before are being made aware of the existence of them by YouTube’s new policy and driving people TO adblocking.

assumptionprime:

demilypyro:

cryptotheism:

It’s always interesting how trans people see their transition. Some people are like “I was a boy now I’m a girl” and some are like “I was always a girl” and every once in a while you get a fun one like “I used to be a boy but the girl won”

This vessel used to belong to a young man but he had a weak will and gave in to my dark influence

(via villadiodatis)

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

guy who has not been allowed the luxury of feeling sentimental in two centuries finally experiencing it again

the agony and discomfort of realizing exactly how many people he encountered over the decades that he picked out solely because THEY were “sentimental, trusting fools”… that being a weakness.. a death sentence….. . and now feeling that. sentimental. trusting. feeling anything at all

velaversal:

“who woke me up?” said lazarus.

“i dreamed that i was dead.”

nebul4-t:

this man is not the “innocent child.”

it is a fucking bit.

he claims to be innocent. he holds it above his siblings heads that he never gets in trouble with Bruce.

this man is pure of chaos waiting to be unleashed. april fools days are wild— nobody expects Duke to pull the worst prank. it’s all a fucking bit. he’s “innocent” for the bit, so he can pull the rug and fuck with his siblings in the silliest way possible.

borntolatetohaveaname:

“anyone can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother”

sugerbeeog:

How just how?

fallen-jpg:

finally done with the series that’s been plaguing my dreams for a month

oneswordstyle:

Gotta teach em young