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timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

alaynestarkk:

+ [3/7] scenes:
"No, I was just thinking. I mean, obviously you can’t, but, you’ve got a time machine. Why can’t you just go back to last week and warn them?" 
"As soon as the Tardis lands in that second, I become part of events, stuck in the timeline."
"Yeah, thought it’d be something like that." 
# MeWatchingSupernatural  

awwww-cute:

This is Rasputin

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

tsumikiitty:

SOFT WAGGLERS

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

sofapizza:

dr-archeville:

Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 2014-08-26, “Race/Off” [alternate link here]

Jon was FINALLY back last night, and hit it out of the freakin park with this Ferguson segment.

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

asylum-art:

Designer Creates Perfectly Useless Product Designs by Katerina Kamprani

on Behance | Facebook | Artist onTumblr

Product designers are often preoccupied with making objects that are as useful as possible. However, Katerina Kamprani

an Athens-based architect and 3d modeller, has created a series of everyday objects called “The Uncomfort ” where just the opposite is true.

Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

thegirlwiththeleadarrow:

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lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

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Where is 12?

fuck 12

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If abortion and birth control become illegal

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.