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madcnna:

When I was young I read stories about great heroes doing great deeds.
The truth is, real heroes don’t look at all like I pictured.

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lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

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oblviates:

I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!

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ohdebt:

fgsshinyhoard:

the-collecting-turnip:

zarekthelordofthefries:

legarcon:

zarekthelordofthefries:

questions-within-questions:

zarekthelordofthefries:

lishadra:

varkarrus:

thecouchwitch:

kitfisto:

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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books-read-in-nooks:

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

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gaypussyretard:

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barillapasta:

bonepoem:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in Thor Ragnarok and Ted Danson as Michael in the Good Place have the same energy

they’re friends

Bold of you to assume they’re not ex-lovers

Bold of you to assume they broke up

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thepioden:

flowerais:

no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much

(via arirna)

mojaveexpress:

i ABSOLUTELY fucking HAVE BEEN!

(via arirna)

catchymemes:

“Ok, this project isn’t quite finished… but I can’t wait to share it.  We had to remove a huge tree that was over 110 years old, so I decided to turn it into a little free library (which I’ve always wanted).  Here it is (minus some cleanup, vegetation, and trim work)!”

Via: Sharalee Armitage Howard

dcmultiverse:

Wonder Woman (2017) / Aquaman (2018)

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bisexualbucky:

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

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