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felitomkinson:

guiltyblue:

mo0gs:

*internal screaming*

ALWAYS OBSESSIVELY CTRL+S

I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES

CTRL + S-ing each time you draw a single line is literally the only way to go at digital art pls do not forget kids.

avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

requireminx:

Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students

Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not

Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the shit out of people

Tonks

bryannotbrian:

jokkes:

Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

this needs to happen more often

funquisitor:

artist: [doesn’t watermark art] please don’t steal/alter my art!
people: [steal and alter it]
artist: [puts on small unobtrusive watermark] please don’t remove this watermark…
people: [cuts out watermark then steals and alters it]
artist: [puts on huge watermark that takes up half the art]
people: omg…. how could you… ruined your art…. tragedy…. it’s so ugly now :(

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

maritzac:

what boxes

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

agxntpeggy:

thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

Could we have him use the squeaky voice?

callmethemutantsteroid:

When your partners headcanon starts to hurt

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed